A Christmas Poem - Part 3
Up at the North Pole, schooling was fun. The big guy himself showed this frog how it's done.
His methods, how wondrous! His plans, so magnificent! Efficiency was measured at two-thousand percent!
Schedules were flawless! Execution never hit bumps! Compared to Santa's operation, Amazon looked like chumps.
They're used to it...well if they use Kickstarter, anyways...
Frogs back home emailed apologies for the shipping delays.
Published Friday, 19 December 2014