I'm So Lonesome I Could Fly

Oh no! This looks like the end for me!

It's just as well, I suppose. I lost my job, my pet gnat ran away, my girlfriend left me, I got evicted from my apartment...

Ptewy! You actually taste like sadness.

You're not eating me? Now I'll have to experience more pain!

What was your job before you lost it?

I worked in a doctor's office. As a tongue depressor.

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I always thought the doctor had to eat all those popsicles to get the jar full of sticks. The thing with tongue depressors is that they do kind of taste like sadness. They remind you of when the ice cream is all gone.

Published Wednesday, 12 November 2025

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