Amphibian.com

We can't figure out why you are the only orange frog that works here. How can we have a more diverse workforce?

Oh, I don't work here. I don't want to. I'm self-employed.

Your company has no consistent direction, you work your employees too much, and you offer few benefits.

I just come by for lunch with my friends on Mondays.

Great! We don't have a diversity problem!