Love and Algorithms

On Valentine's Day, our new application will officially launch.

We've created a dating app for dating app algorithms.

You're Java, I'm JavaScript...we're perfect for each other!

I'm sure you're nice but I can't get in another loosely-coupled relationship.

According to our terms and conditions, we'll own their children.

Valentine's Day is tomorrow. I hope you already bought overpriced flowers and chocolates, because today is Friday the 13th and you dare not go outside.

Published Friday, 13 February 2015

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