Quantum of Feline

We're building a quantum computer and require a cat. Are you available?

You just need to spend some time in a small box containing a few instruments.

Will this get my picture on the Internet? I've always wanted to star in a cat meme.

There's a 50% chance that observation will be undesirable in this case.

We were unable to determine the availability of Schrödinger's cat.

There's also a 50% chance that reading my blog will be undesirable. But 90% of all statistics are just made up on the spot.

Published Monday, 4 May 2015

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