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Hi. There's something wrong with my computer. Could someone look at it?

You need to speak to the Director of the I.T. Department, and all Department Directors are now part of the Department of Departments.

Well, how do I get to his office?

To find an office, you need to speak to the Director of Directions. She reports directly to the Chief Department Director's office.

What? Why can't you just tell me how to get there?

I'm the Director of Redirection. You're actually lucky. The Director of Misdirection just left.