Denial

We're having some trouble with our new service.

Our servers are experiencing a Denial of Service attack.

NO! I am NOT in production yet! I don't care what you say!

Come on! We deployed you yesterday!

No, that's impossible. You must be mistaken.

That computer has also been known to suffer from kernel panic attacks.

I updated my game again, so you can now fall down off the bottom of the screen. Exciting, I know.

Published Monday, 4 January 2016

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