Grabbing frogs...


First, let me say that I appreciate your initiative. However...


Yarr! If ye ever want to see yer iTunes for Windows again, pay me 300 gold doubloons!


...we have decided not to go into the ransomware business.


Aye, and we got not a single payment!

He also tried taking Windows ME, Lotus Notes, and the Ask Toolbar. No ransoms were paid, but he made over $45 in tips.

Also, it's my wife's birthday today. Go tell her to have happy birthday on Twitter!

Published Friday, 15 July 2016

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