Grabbing frogs...

It's a Mostly Adequate Life, Part 1

Give me an update on the company's performance.

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Holiday sales are much slower than anticipated. If something doesn't change, we'll have to reduce our workforce by 84%.

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Our most popular online services have been down for 3 days. We have yet to diagnose the cause of the crash.

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Uncertainty over our ability to perform in the 4th quarter has caused our stock price to plummet. We've lost over $400 million in valuation.

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And that toad has been trying to lure away our best employees with promises of huge bonuses.

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Wow. I'm sorry I asked.

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Everything's gone wrong! I'm a failure! I wish I'd never started this company! I should just shut it all down.

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No, you don't mean that!

What? Who's there?

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I'm your Guardian Angle!

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To Be Continued...

It's that time of year again, when I forego the usual comic format and parody a popular Christmas story!

That means it's almost Christmas. Are you ready?

Published Monday, 12 December 2016

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