Amphibian.com

Where are we? Everything looks weird.

This is where Amphibian.com would be, but it never was.

Look, it's Science Frog! I'm sure he's happier without all those crashed servers.

Hi, stranger! You want to buy a painting?

What? This? No, it's terrible!

Hey, I don't go around insulting your work!

You made this?

Yes, I'm an artist! A terrible one, apparently.

I wanted to be a scientist, but no one would give me a chance. Now if you're not going to buy it, get out of here!

Well, that was...weird.

See! Because there's no Amphibian.com, all that terrible art is being produced!

Amphibian.com produces terrible art 3 times every week.