The head of the facilities department is here to see you.
Already today I've fixed 3 broken cubicles, assembled 22 office chairs, repaired a broken coffee maker, ran more power to the server room, and replaced the batteries in 17 smoke detectors.
All that? Wow! You're on fire!
Well how am I supposed to have time to replace the fire extinguishers when I'm so busy with those other tasks?
Published Friday, 20 January 2017