Grabbing frogs...

Know Your Crocodilians
Something's wrong. I can't find the turkey, half the servers are unplugged, and the others are just running open mail relays.
I, uhh, haven't seen him.
Agri-gator, what's going on? Where's the turkey?
uhhh...
Wait, you're no agri-gator! You're a crocodile!
Ok, I ate the turkey.
Enough of your lies! I can see your bottom teeth!
I also sold access to your server farm to the Ukraine.
I'm going to have to terminate your contract.
Published Friday, 29 August 2014