Grabbing frogs...

A Visit from Vern

There's a half-horse, half-ox thing here to see you.


I'm Vern, the equine-ox. It's my job to usher in the first day of Spring.


I'm fairly certain that no mythical creatures visit between the leprechauns and the Easter Bunny.


That's why I wanted to see you. My mobile website is down.


Oh, of course. If you don't exist in mobile search, you don't exist. Let's look at your DNS records...

Today is the first day of Spring! As is tradition, make sure to leave stewed tomatoes out for Vern to eat when he visits your house! Those are his favorite.

Published Monday, 20 March 2017

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