That photosynthesis thing was a great idea. I set us up to be a PSaaS provider - PhotoSynthesis as a Service.
Outsourcing all that airbrush and retouching work to us is revolutionizing the fashion magazine industry.
Photosynthesis is a process by which plants convert solar energy into chemical energy and store it in carbohydrate molecules.
I believe you are Photoshopping.
We're actually using GIMP.