Tempus Fugit

Did you know that frog metabolism speeds up when it gets warmer?

By turning off the air conditioning, I've greatly increased productivity. Our employees can complete a year's worth of work in mere minutes!

But that means it will only be a few days until...

We've all completed 40 years' worth of service, and would like to start drawing our pensions now.

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Much like you can make up time by driving faster, you can retire sooner if you work faster. I think. Well, what do I know? Around here we measure distance in minutes (Q: How far away is that pizza place? A: About 10 minutes).

But the real joke today is that the frogs want to start drawing their pensions. Ha! Who gets a pension anymore?

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Published Wednesday, 3 May 2017

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