Mother's Day Tech Support
Son, my cell phone isn't working.
Mom? What are you doing here?
I need help with my phone.
Let me see it.
There's nothing wrong with it. It's working perfectly.
No, it can't be. I haven't gotten a call or even a text from you in months.
Well, uh, yes. I see it now. Very broken.
Published Friday, 12 May 2017