Grabbing frogs...


This is an impressive resume, but I'm curious why you left the Upper Froggington Charter School in 10th grade. That's a very prestigious institution.


The school had that cash-for-grades scandal and it was very upsetting. I left because of the principal of the thing.


You're expelled.


Oh, right. Homophones don't fool people in print. I'll show myself out.

At my last job, my title was Principal Software Engineer. For a while my email signature read "Principled Software Engineer" and I'm not sure anyone noticed.

Published Wednesday, 27 March 2019

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