Look, I'm sorry, but we won't be able to publish your memoirs.
What? This is great stuff!
I'm offering a first-hand account of the history of Amphibian.com! I've been there since the beginning!
It won't work. I gave it to my editor but she couldn't do anything with it.
It's Reed-Only Memories.
You're missing out!
Published Wednesday, 22 April 2020