Grabbing frogs...

To The Curb

To keep customers safe, we're supposed to offer curbside pickup of our products.


No problem! We've been doing that for years!


Those raccoons have been some of our most loyal customers.

I'm not really sure the frogs have a curb. They don't even really have an office. They do all of their business outside. Many things about a company run by frogs don't make sense.

So here we are in week, uhh, 302 (maybe?) of the coronavirus lockdown. I've lost count. Time is without meaning. Keep washing your hands, stay 6 feet away from all other people, and wear a mask. Not like a scary mask. You know, like a friendly mask.

Published Wednesday, 13 May 2020

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