The Sure Thing
We've been on this boat all day, and not one person has paid for our high-speed beach WiFi. We're losing money.
This is your fault. You said this was a great plan!
Pay fer the Internet at the beach? From a boat? That's a shore thing!
You'll be swimmin' home, matey.
Can I get some salt water taffy first?
Published Wednesday, 17 June 2020