Thanks for coming in for the interview today. Now let's see how your experience compares to our job requirements.
Do you have 3 years of experience? Have you ever led a small team?
No, and no.
Okay, well I'll X those out I guess. Have you used Java? Python? Scala?
-3 years experience
- leads small teams
No, no, and no.
Okay, 3 more X's. Can you use Linux? Git? Jira?
I'm sorry, no to those as well.
Do you specialize in back-end or front-end development?
Well, neither actually.
Super! That's ten. Welcome to the team!
How can you be unhappy? You wanted a 10X developer, and I found a 10X developer!
Published Wednesday, 7 April 2021