Grabbing frogs...

Brood X

Who are all these new insects?

They're the Brood X Cicadas, emerged after waiting 17 years.


There must be a billion of them! So many new customers for our app!

One slight problem...


Aw, come on! I need to set up my dating profile!


Their phones are from 2004?

They'll be dead before they finish updating.

I often feel the same way when my computer starts an update.

The frogs should probably just eat the cicadas, who do only live for about a month after emerging from the ground (and spend most of that time mating). That's about 150 hours less that it appears it will take to update the phone. But those cicada phones are really old and slow. Probably BlackBerrys or something. The original iPhone didn't even come out until 2007!

Published Wednesday, 26 May 2021

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