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Trick or Treat!

Here you go!

What's that? Where's the candy?

That's a license agreement. Fill it out and return it. Then you can look at candy every week for a year!

But I can't have it?

No, I retain ownership. I can't let you have it. What if you ate it? You'd never come back.

Look, all I'm saying is your holiday isn't going to survive if you don't switch to the subscription model!

You're fired.