Grabbing frogs...

Checking It Twice
Santa! Why aren't you double-checking the naughty and nice list?
Oh ho ho! I've got a new system for that this year! Completely automated!
Did you know that to be considered a candy cane, it must have a hook? Otherwise it's just a peppermint stick. 90% of the population doesn't know that.
Ho ho, no.
Published Wednesday, 3 December 2025