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25 Letters to Santa

I'll see you guys in a few weeks. I'm off to the North Pole, delivering letters to Santa!


Here you go, sir. Let me read them to you: A, B, C, D, F, G, H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X, Y, and Z.


Um, isn't that just the alphabet?


No, sir. It's the Not E list.

I know, you can probably email Santa these days but when I was a kid we wrote letters. My mom would send them off somewhere, and they'd end up published in the local newspaper. So either Santa Claus worked at the newspaper office, or that was some really good investigative reporting.

Published Wednesday, 16 December 2020

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