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We're our own country now? When did this happen?

Missing the Declaration of Independence, 1776:

I see the problem...

Missing the Declaration of Independence, 2015:

int freedom = getFreedom();

if (freedom >= 100) {

Independence = true;

}

java.lang.Error: Unresolved compilation problem:
Independence cannot be resolved to a variable

You don't look a day over 230.

Happy 239th Birthday, America!