We have a better chance of making money if we spend all of our budget on lottery tickets.
Is that our plan?
Yes! Dumb luck beats hard work!
Start scratching! This money's not going to win itself!
No! Stop! It's not that kind of lottery!
This dumb luck is hard work.
My hands hurt, and I've only made $3.
I've calculated that the odds of winning the lottery are the same even when you don't play.
That's a rounding error.
Published Monday, 14 September 2015