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Dr. Croc, we're interested in developing a program that improves the health and wellness of our employees. This will save the company money on our health insurance.

How would your medical training enable you to excel as the director of this effort?

I have done years of research in various methods of improving the health and flavor of frog populations.

Did you say flavor?

I'm not a medical doctor. I have a PhD in Food Science. Do I get the job or what?