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To reduce time lost, I've ordered everyone an Uninterruptible Power Supply.

So the power company was all like, "Look, buddy, we know the squirrel went in here," and I was like...

Umm, excuse me...

...hold on...

...so I was like, "there's no squirrel here!" and they were like

Please, I need to talk to...

Just wait!!! Don't interrupt me!

Productivity is up already. I can feel it.