Grabbing frogs...

Bloomin' Flowers

I deleted all of your work. I'm not even sorry.


I pollinated in your coffee.


Water you doing about this drought?

I demand to speak to the plant manager!


We need to do more to prevent workplace violets.

Summer's almost over here in North America. The flowers will all be gone soon enough. Weed better plant some more next year.

Did you know that the word "blooming" is used as an intensifier in British slang? I love British English. It's so bloomin' awesome.

Published Friday, 16 September 2016

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