Grabbing frogs...

All the Web's a Stage

We need the system to be fast. How are the performance tests going?


No more that Thane of Cawdor shall deceive Our bosom interest. Go, pronounce his present death, And with his former title greet Macbeth.


I'll see it...hey!

Is it time for my guitar solo?



Performance tests? In my day we just called them rehearsals.

Poorly. The performance tests are going poorly.

The lines the computers are speaking are from Macbeth, Act 1, Scene 2. Except the guitar solo. There was no guitar solo in Macbeth. That's a completely different kind of performance.

Published Monday, 3 October 2016

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