Titles are Meaningless

How did you optimize the database? You reduced disk space requirements by 92%!

I noticed that we allowed all kinds of crazy values in our tables...

All fields now have only one allowed value - null.

Why did we hire a nihilist to be our DBA?

No reason.

Writing more stuff here is also meaningless.

Published Monday, 7 November 2016

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