It's a Mostly Adequate Life, Part 4
Well, I'm sure Business Frog is better off without Amphibian.com.
Can you spare some change, sir?
What happened to you?
I'm sorry, do I know you? Wait, did we used to work together?
Yes! At Amphibian.com! You're my Vice President!
Amphibian.com? Never heard of it. I used to work at Toads.co but Mr. Toad fired me.
Then I couldn't pay back my student loans, I lost my lily pad, and I've been out here begging for change ever since.
You worked for that toad?!? Why did he fire you?
I heard our new line of smartphones are having Bluetooth problems, so I hired this dentist!
After drilling holes in a hundred thousand phones, I found myself brushed aside.
Published Monday, 19 December 2016