It's a Mostly Adequate Life, Part 4

Well, I'm sure Business Frog is better off without Amphibian.com.

Can you spare some change, sir?

What happened to you?

I'm sorry, do I know you? Wait, did we used to work together?

Yes! At Amphibian.com! You're my Vice President!

Amphibian.com? Never heard of it. I used to work at Toads.co but Mr. Toad fired me.

Then I couldn't pay back my student loans, I lost my lily pad, and I've been out here begging for change ever since.

You worked for that toad?!? Why did he fire you?

I heard our new line of smartphones are having Bluetooth problems, so I hired this dentist!

After drilling holes in a hundred thousand phones, I found myself brushed aside.

To Be Continued...

A dentist? That doesn't make any sense. Frogs don't even have teeth.

Published Monday, 19 December 2016

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