Amphibian.com

There's a half-horse, half-ox thing here to see you.

I'm Vern, the equine-ox. It's my job to usher in the first day of Spring.

I'm fairly certain that no mythical creatures visit between the leprechauns and the Easter Bunny.

That's why I wanted to see you. My mobile website is down.

Oh, of course. If you don't exist in mobile search, you don't exist. Let's look at your DNS records...