Grabbing frogs...

Tempus Fugit

Did you know that frog metabolism speeds up when it gets warmer?


By turning off the air conditioning, I've greatly increased productivity. Our employees can complete a year's worth of work in mere minutes!


But that means it will only be a few days until...


We've all completed 40 years' worth of service, and would like to start drawing our pensions now.

Much like you can make up time by driving faster, you can retire sooner if you work faster. I think. Well, what do I know? Around here we measure distance in minutes (Q: How far away is that pizza place? A: About 10 minutes).

But the real joke today is that the frogs want to start drawing their pensions. Ha! Who gets a pension anymore?

Published Wednesday, 3 May 2017

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