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Self Interest

We need to cut some expenses. Could we reduce your personal staff by one?


No, no! Up higher. Ok, tilt it a little to the left. Little more. Now look serious.


Do you really need someone whose whole job is just coaching you on how to take better selfies?


You mean my narcissistant? Yes.

I heard Amazon is putting a camera on the Echo so it can give you advice on how to dress. How long until it convinces you that you're wearing the finest clothes Amazon sells when you're really naked?

Published Monday, 8 May 2017

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