Naughty

Ho Ho oh! What are you doing here? It's Christmas Eve!

Let's make a deal Santa. I need the technology you use to monitor everyone's behavior. It can revolutionize the advertising industry.

Hear me out. In exchange, you get cookies. All the cookies. From every web browser on earth.

I...uhh...

I'll see myself out...

You're making a big mistake, Claus. Kids don't play with toys anymore. Your industry is in decline!

sciencesantaChristmas

Google really knows more about your behavior than Santa Claus. At least your online behavior, which is pretty much all anybody's behavior these days.

And kids really don't play with toys anymore. They play with apps. On phones and tablets. Unless Santa gets into the app business, he's got like maybe 8 years left.

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Published Wednesday, 18 December 2019

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