Avast! I be needin' another $3 million fer my department this year.
Um, what department are you in again?
I'm the head of Human Resources, ye tie-wearin' bilge swiller!
Human Resources? There are no humans at this company!
Aye! And keepin 'em out costs more all the time!
Well you're clearly doing an excellent job. Request approved.
Published Wednesday, 4 March 2020