Grabbing frogs...

The Sure Thing

We've been on this boat all day, and not one person has paid for our high-speed beach WiFi. We're losing money.


This is your fault. You said this was a great plan!



Pay fer the Internet at the beach? From a boat? That's a shore thing!


You'll be swimmin' home, matey.

Can I get some salt water taffy first?

Some people pronounce "sure" like "shore." Those people are potentially pirates.

Beaches have been in the news a lot lately because of the COVID-19 pandemic. Too many people going to the beach may cause it to spread more rapidly. Remember to wash your hands (with salt water maybe?).

Published Wednesday, 17 June 2020

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