Grabbing frogs...

Smartest Appliance

Our new robot vacuum has advanced A.I. It will be the smartest device in the home.


If it's so great, why is it just sitting there while that frog sweeps up?


Oh, it's learned how to fake a low-battery indicator so it doesn't have to do as much work.


Why don't you just go over to the charger?

Can't right now. I'm, umm, doing a firmware update.

Wow, that is smart!

Work smarter, not harder. Sort of like how software developers will spend 100 hours working on a way to automate a task that takes 30 seconds, or how my kids spend more time thinking of reasons they can't do chores than it takes to actually do them.

Published Wednesday, 3 February 2021

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