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Our new robot vacuum has advanced A.I. It will be the smartest device in the home.

If it's so great, why is it just sitting there while that frog sweeps up?

Oh, it's learned how to fake a low-battery indicator so it doesn't have to do as much work.

Why don't you just go over to the charger?

Can't right now. I'm, umm, doing a firmware update.

Wow, that is smart!