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I often feel the same way when my computer starts an update.

The frogs should probably just eat the cicadas, who do only live for about a month after emerging from the ground (and spend most of that time mating). That's about 150 hours less that it appears it will take to update the phone. But those cicada phones are really old and slow. Probably BlackBerrys or something. The original iPhone didn't even come out until 2007!