Grabbing frogs...
Oh, Tannenbaum
Don't forget to water the Christmas tree.
No need. I got a fake one this year.
Oh yes, I spent last Christmas with the Redwoods. You know, THE Redwoods. In California.
Oh, absolutely. That dress looks amazing on you. We should hang out at the company Christmas party. I'll text you.
My star is actually made from real plasma. From the sun. It was a gift from Rudolph. You know, the most famous reindeer.
According to her resume, she once worked for Ernst Anschütz and Charles Dickens. We're lucky to have her.
Published Wednesday, 22 December 2021