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Amphibian Adulation

You have the most bulbous eyes. They are like ping-pong balls atop your head.


Your skin is extremely slimy. You excrete a greater than average amount of mucus.


He does love me!

It's weird. I got my wife a card that said those exact things last year for Valentine's Day and she felt the opposite of how Sienna does here.

Don't wait until Valentine's Day to tell someone that you love them. Tell them now, and every day. It's important.

Published Wednesday, 9 February 2022

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