Grabbing frogs...

Suck It, Aristotle

Five more returns today? Why do our customers keep sending back these robotic cleaners?



Who have we been selling these to?


Oh, our normal customers. The trees. Rocks. I think some bears and at least one turtle bought one. why?


That explains it. Nature abhors a vacuum.

So the idea that "nature abhors a vacuum" goes the whole way back to Aristotle around 350 BC. It's completely absurd though, because back then people used brooms. Vacuums wouldn't be invented for another 2000 years.

Published Wednesday, 23 March 2022

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