Grabbing frogs...

A Twist

The insurance company will give us a better rate on our employee health plan if we switch to healthier snacks.


Great! Have someone in the purchasing department order nothing but fruit!


Yeah, it's too bad our health insurance rates went up again.

But these unlimited soft pretzels are great!


How do we employ someone who thinks pretzels are fruit? Find who's responsible for this!

No, everyone knows it's not a fruit! Everyone! It's been bothering me for over 30 years! Why is it there? Not a fruit!

Published Wednesday, 12 April 2023

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