The Indignation Network
Your user interface designs look like a child did them!
That shade of orange looks terrible on you!
You are a landlubber and a picaroon!
Anger drives user engagement, which results in more revenue. Nothing is more effective. The Internet runs on outrage.
Earlier That Day
We can run the whole Internet for weeks with the engagement I've created today! I'll be promoted in no time!
Published Wednesday, 13 September 2023