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There you are! I heard about your incredible breakthrough technology!

The improved ride-share route mapping algorithm?

The warp-speed train!

When I said it was faster-than-light-rail, I just meant it will get you to the airport quicker than taking the tram.

Can you do the other thing too? That crowd of investors over there thinks you rewrote the laws of physics and I already spent their money.