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Amazon.com is structured into what they call "2 pizza" teams.

They're super-successful, so we're going to do that as well.

Pepperonis, you'll be our marketing team. Mushrooms, you're the legal team.

Cheese, I'm sorry we don't have a place for you. The other candidates just had more to offer.

More than me? But I can't be topped!