Amphibian.com

I want to hire a full-stack engineer. What do you think they should know?

Well, we had a LAMP stack. That wasn't a bright idea.

Then we embraced the MEAN stack. But after a few hugs they became nice. Well, nicer.

The ELK stack ended in broken antlers. Deer have terrible sense of balance.

You know, I might actually be looking for a cook.