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I want you to develop an app for rating and reviewing something. Those are hot right now.

This app allows users to provide reviews of the terrible reviews on other review services.

Oh, here's one...

Six Weeks Later

Here it is obvious that the reviewer does not possess the mental capacity to comprehend the importance of my contributions. Reducing my impressive achievements to a simple "meets expectations" is an affront to the work of all scientists. Zero out of Ten.

I see you've found my review of the performance evaluation you gave me last year.